SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME EIGHT
Think about this...
"99% of the failures come from people who have the
habit of making excuses." --George Washington Carver
Quick thinking...
Question: If a doctor is examining a patient and
discovers that the patient is actually an investigator from
the Office of the Inspector General, what does the doctor
do?
Answer: He/She quickly writes out a referral slip.
Are
you prepared if OIG audited your practice?
See Compliance Guide for the Medical Practice
The doctor says to the patient: "I'm afraid
I have bad news and also really bad news. Which do you want
to hear first?"
Patient: "I guess give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "Your lab tests came in and you have
24 hours to live."
Patient: "Oh my gosh! Then what could possibly
be worse? What is the very bad news?"
Doctor: "Well, you didn't get my phone message
yesterday."
A frantic
mother called the doctor to explain that her little girl had
managed to swallow some yeast and car wax and now just lies
in bed. The mother asked the doctor what will happen to her.
The doctor replied, "Sooner or later she will rise and
shine."
Get people's
attention...
- Put a mosquito netting around your cubicle
- Send an e-mail to your fellow office employees: "If
anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Medical
transcription bloopers...
"Surgery will be performed under general anastasia."
"The patient is in stale condition."
Church bulletin bloopers...
The flowers on the altar will be given to those who are
sick after the service.
Our monthly bible study will be held next Wednesday morning.
It will be gin with breakfast at 6:30 a.m.
Bits of wisdom...
"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient
while nature cures the disease." --Voltaire
"It is what you learn after you know it all that counts."
--John Wooden
"For fast acting relief, try slowing down." --Lily
Tomlin
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