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SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME SEVEN

The more time an office manager spends reviewing resumes, the less likely they will find the right candidate.

When you realize your first choice of interviewed applicants may not be right, your second choice will look much better.

Keep your day interesting with these activities:

• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
• At lunch time, sit in your parked care and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sign outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Did you know?

• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• in England, the speaker of the house is not allowed to speak.
• There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
• The average person's left hand does 56 % of the typing.
• Months that begin with a Sunday always have a Friday the 13th.

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

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