SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME SIX
Lottery: A tax on people
who are bad at math.
Should I weed the lawn or say it's a garden?
"The next best thing to solving a problem
is finding some humor in it."
"No day is so bad it can't be fixed
with a nap."
"A book is a success when people who
haven't read it, pretend they have."
"When you look like your passport photo,
it's time to go home."
"Middle age is the awkward period when
father time starts catching up with mother nature."
"Pay peanuts and you get monkeys."
"Seven days without laughter makes
one weak."
"Stress is getting to you if the sun
rising is too loud or you have an irresistible urge to bite
the noses off the people you are talking to."
Eustachian ....where you catch the "U"
train.
"To safeguard one's health at the cost
of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed."
Here are some actual excuse notes written
by parents for their children & received by teachers:
- Mary could not come to school because
she has been bothered by very close veins.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school.
He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tom from being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
More Funnies:
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