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SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME FOUR

How to tell if You've Joined a BAD HMO!!!

1. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
2. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
3. The only expense covered 100% is cremation.
4. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

Bumper sticker:
I DON'T CARE WHO'S ON BOARD,
WHAT YOU LOVE, WHO YOU BRAKE FOR
OR WHAT YOU'D RATHER BE DOING.

A coincidence?
Stressed, when spelled backwards, is desserts.

I know I think too much, but when someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in - what happens to the other penny?

More Funnies:
Volume 1
Volume 2
Volume 3
Volume 5