SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME THREE

Patient Flow In The Medical
Office
You might have a patient flow problem if:
- Physicians are putting patients in the treatment rooms
- Nurses are playing cards between patients
- Patients are found in the halls at the end of the day
still looking for the lab
- Physicians are trying to find their nurse by paging them
- The clinical and administrative staffs do not know each
others names
- Medical charts are being used to prop up uneven desks
and tables
- Patients bring food and cell phone to the office
- Compliments of Practice
Support Resources, Inc. with permission of David Shipman
Corny Or Funny...You Decide
They crossed a centipede with a parrot,
and got a walkie-talkie
Dilate: To live long
Realtor: Someone with a lot on her mind
Paradox: Two physicians
One fellow had a crush on a librarian. He kept asking her
to dinner, but she was always booked.
More Funnies:
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