Something Funny!
Volume 23
Actual excuse given to a collector from a past due account
customer:
"I went to the bank to get a money order, and they told
me I had to have money in the bank first."
A math teacher saw that little Tommy wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and asked - What is 4, 2, 8, and
44?
Tommy replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and Cartoon Network."
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Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office,
and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had
fastened the seatbelt around it to stop it falling over. I
hadn't considered the drive across town.
At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car
beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained,
"I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."
The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to
tell you, man," he said, "but I think it's too late!"
More of Something Funny:
Volume 22
Volume 21
Volume 20
Volume 19
Volume 18
Volume 17
Volume 16
Volume 15
Volume 14
Volume 13
Volume 12
Volume 11
Volume 10
Volume 9
Volume 8
Volume 7
Volume 6
Volume 5
Volume 4
Volume 3
Volume 2
Volume 1
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