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SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME TWENTY-ONE

You May be too Wired with Technology if...

1. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
3. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you don't have e-mail addresses.
5. Leaving your house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
6. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
7. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Quotes...

"There has never been a statue erected to the memory of someone who let well enough alone."
-Jules Ellinger

"One good turn usually gets the whole blanket."
-E. Joseph Cossman

"To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
-Bernard Baruch

"The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it."
-Arnold H. Glasow

"Stopping at third base adds no more to the score than striking out.."
-E. Joseph Cossman

"The man with a new idea is a crank until the new idea succeeds.."
-Mark Twain

To help avoid this situation, see these resources for setting up a new practice:

Setting Up a Physician Practice: A Reference Manual for Practice Startups

Physician Practice Start-up Guide: Navigating Thru the Business Steps

Practice Success Start-Up Package

More of Something Funny:

Volume 19
Volume 18
Volume 17
Volume 16
Volume 15
Volume 14
Volume 13
Volume 12
Volume 11
Volume 10
Volume 9
Volume 8
Volume 7
Volume 6
Volume 5
Volume 4
Volume 3
Volume 2
Volume 1