SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME TWENTY
Signs that Technology has Taken Over Your
Life...
- You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per
gallon.
- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
automobile tires.
- You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends,"
but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
- The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music
rarely enters your mind.
- You have never sat through an entire movie without having
at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
- You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
to see if anyone is home.
Did You Know...
- The average person takes about 10,000 steps every day,
which calculates out to enough steps to circle the planet
four times during a lifetime.
- A Gold Fish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
Quotes...
"I am not young enough to know everything."
-Oscar Wilde
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish
the rest."
-Mark Twain
"A committee is a cul-de-sac from which ideas are lured
and then quietly strangled."
-Sir Barnett Cocks
"If you saw a heat wave would you wave back?"
-Stephen Wright
"It is best to read the weather forecast before praying
for rain."
-Mark Twain
"Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't
start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
-Kim Hubbard
More of Something Funny:
Volume 19
Volume 18
Volume 17
Volume 16
Volume 15
Volume 14
Volume 13
Volume 12
Volume 11
Volume 10
Volume 9
Volume 8
Volume 7
Volume 6
Volume 5
Volume 4
Volume 3
Volume 2
Volume 1
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