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SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME TWO



First Law of Practice Statistics:
If the statistics don't support your opinion, you obviously need more statistics.

Second Law of Practice Statistics:
Given enough statistics, you can prove anything.

Definitions:
Dilate... To live long
Alarm clock... A device for waking up people who don't have small children
The toothpicks and mint diet... pretend you've already eaten
Couch potato exercise... Place popcorn on the floor next to the couch. Reach for the kernels one at a time
The best way to get back on your feet... miss a car payment
Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing

Many of you are probably aware of the Insurance Reimbursement Prayer but it sure applies today more than ever:

DEAR LORD: PLEASE LET ME FINISH THIS CLAIM BEFORE THEY CHANGE THE RULES

Ways to increase humor in your office...

  • Solicit outrageous and wild postcards from employees and patients who are vacationing

  • Have a joke-a-day calendar

  • On bulletin board put pictures of staff when they were babies or teenagers


More Funnies:
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Volume 4
Volume 5

 
 

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