SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME EIGHTEEN
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound
they makes as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams
Medical Records Chart Bloopers:
"Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities."
"Patient stated that she had been constipated for most
of her life, until she got a divorce."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"The lab test indicated abnormal lover function."
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged
up.
The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone
rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what
happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
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IF GOD DECIDED TO INSTALL VOICE MAIL
Most of us have learned to live with "voice mail"
as now a necessary part of our daily lives. But have you ever
wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice
mail?
Imagine praying and hearing the following:
"Thank you for calling Heaven. Your prayers are important
to us. Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests. Press 2 for Giving Thanks. Press 3
for Complaints. Press 4 for all other inquiries."
"I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping
other sinners right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer
it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line."
The
Best Medicine: A Book of Cartoons
More of Something Funny:
Volume 17
Volume 16
Volume 15
Volume 14
Volume 13
Volume 12
Volume 11
Volume 10
Volume 9
Volume 8
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Volume 4
Volume 3
Volume 2
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