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SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME FIFTEEN

Good Advice...

What if you are away from home and get sick?
Answer: You really should not do that. You'll have a hard time seeing your primary care doctor. It's best to wait until you return and then get sick.

Quotes

"I am always willing to learn, however, I do not always like to be taught." - Winston Churchill

"In business, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate." - Chester Karrass

What happens if you want to try alternative forms of medicine?
Answer: You will need to find alternative forms of payment.

Sometimes medical documentation by transcription comes through differently...
"She had dramatic relief of her pre-operative symptoms and is now experiencing excellent malfunction."

"Respiratory: mild Disney on exertion."

The sign said what?....

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels"

On Plastic Surgeon's door: "Can we pick your nose?"

On window of muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Did you know...

Each person sheds 40 lbs of skin over a lifetime.

A gold fish has a memory span of three seconds.

A snail can sleep for three years.

The biggest question is-- How did they discover the above?

What personal ability is required of a medical office coder who must educate physicians and providers on correct documentation?
Answer: Tolerance for rejection, resentment, indignation, hostility, rudeness, and avoidance.

Hmmm....

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?"

"If quiters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you are ahead"."

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