SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME FOURTEEN
A new nurse listened while
the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the
shots around here."
"It infuriates me to
be wrong when I know I am right." - Moliere
"Nothing makes a person
more productive than the last minute."
"Always
listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and
why...Then do it!" - Robert Heinlein
Today's mighty oak is just
yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Middle age is when you choose
your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Ever wonder what the speed
of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
"Some authors should
be paid by the quantity NOT written."
Here are some
doctors who know about Branding as a marketing strategy...
Dr. Ether, the Anesthesiologist
Dr. Valentine, the Cardiologist
Dr. Fang, the Dentist
The pubs in England order ale by pints and quarts. In
olden days, when customers got unruly, the bartender would
tell them to "Mind their own pints and quarts and
settle down." Thus came the phrase"Mind your
P's and Q's."
Overheard conversation
of Coding Specialist asking a physician, "Doctor, I am
calling to ask if it is okay to remove the adhesions in your
documentation."
Do you need tools to improve medical documentation?
See
Compliance, Coding & Documentation Tool Kit
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