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A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I am right." - Moliere

"Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute."

"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why...Then do it!" - Robert Heinlein

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

"Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written."

Here are some doctors who know about Branding as a marketing strategy...

Dr. Ether, the Anesthesiologist

Dr. Valentine, the Cardiologist

Dr. Fang, the Dentist

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The pubs in England order ale by pints and quarts. In olden days, when customers got unruly, the bartender would tell them to "Mind their own pints and quarts and settle down." Thus came the phrase"Mind your P's and Q's."

Overheard conversation of Coding Specialist asking a physician, "Doctor, I am calling to ask if it is okay to remove the adhesions in your documentation."

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