SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME TWELVE
A dentist who was tired of
persons parking their cars in his parking space decided to
post a sign. It read: "Parking Reserved for Patients
and Employees. All violators will be given and appointment."
Doctor:
"I've got very bad news - you've got cancer an Alzheimer's"
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have
cancer"
Nurse: "Doctor,
the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step. What
should I do?"
Doctor: "Turn him around so it looks
like he was just arriving!"
Did you
hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's
fully recovered.
Did
you know...
Every day, U.S. businesses use enough paper
to circle the earth over 20 times.
Mickey Mouse has only four fingers on each
hand.
The Liberty Bell weighs 2,080 pounds.
"There is nothing wrong
with making mistakes. Just don't respond with errors."
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer
is even more so.
More of Something Funny:
Volume 11
Volume 10
Volume 9
Volume 8
Volume 7
Volume 6
Volume 5
Volume 4
Volume 3
Volume 2
Volume 1
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