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VOLUME ELEVEN

"No, doctor. I'm not suggesting you were confused about your coding.
It's just curious that your ICD-9 codes match your patient's Zip codes."

Several years ago, an article entitled, A Short Guide to Doctors was written by John J. Secondi, M.D. I think you will find it still pertinent and humorous. Click Here to read the entire article.

Telephone message system in Medical Office:

"If you want an appointment with the doctor ...press one. If you want a prescription renewed ...press two. If you want free medical advice...hang up.

Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.

a-larm clock, n. - A device for waking up people who don't have small children.

Excuses written for children from their moms & dads.

• Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
• My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
• Susan could not come to school because she has very close veins.
• Joseph was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

Ninety percent of the putts that fall short, don't go in. -- Yogi Berra

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