SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME ELEVEN
"No, doctor. I'm not suggesting you
were confused about your coding.
It's just curious that your ICD-9 codes match your patient's
Zip codes."
Several years ago, an article
entitled, A Short
Guide to Doctors was written by John J. Secondi,
M.D. I think you will find it still pertinent and humorous.
Click Here to
read the entire article.
Telephone
message system in Medical Office:
"If you want an appointment with the doctor ...press
one. If you want a prescription renewed ...press two. If
you want free medical advice...hang up.
Fat chance and slim chance
mean the same thing.
a-larm clock, n. - A device for waking up people who don't
have small children.
Excuses
written for children from their moms & dads.
- Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and
I had her shot.
- My son is under the doctor's care and should not take
P.E. today. Please execute him.
- Susan could not come to school because she has very close
veins.
- Joseph was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hit in the growing part.
Ninety percent
of the putts that fall short, don't go in. -- Yogi Berra
More of Something Funny:
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Volume 4
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3
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