SOMETHING FUNNY!
VOLUME TEN
Did you know..
Motor neurons are the longest cells in the human body. They
are as much as 4.5 feet long running from the lower spinal
cord to the big toe.
The average human body contains enough lead to make a three-inch
nail.
Doctor's Advice
A man walked in a Doctor's office with a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks. "You're
not eating properly," replied the Doctor.
Better Pay Up!
I was a brand-new attorney in practice alone, and I had a
likewise inexperienced secretary fresh out of high school.
The importance of proofreading the results of my dictation
was highlighted one day when a reminder to a client's tenant
to pay her rent or suffer eviction was transcribed as follows:
"You are hereby notified that if payment is not received
within five business days, I will have no choice but to commence
execution proceedings."
-Submitted
to Reader's Digest by Mary E. Rasamny
Quotes
Better to hunt in fields for health unbought
than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught. The wise cure
on exercise depend; God never made his work for man to mend.
-John Dryden,
17th century writing
When an otherwise reasonable man starts to make
no sense at all, it is standard practice in emergency rooms
to test for West Nile virus or encephalitis or a bad reaction
to one drug or another. If however that man is a politician,
then no test is needed.
-Richard
Cohen, The Washington Post
We are living in great times. A fellow can't afford to die
now with all this excitement going on.
-Will Rogers
Ninety percent of the putts that fall short
don't go in.
-Yogi Berra
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