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Did you know..

Motor neurons are the longest cells in the human body. They are as much as 4.5 feet long running from the lower spinal cord to the big toe.

The average human body contains enough lead to make a three-inch nail.

Doctor's Advice

A man walked in a Doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks. "You're not eating properly," replied the Doctor.

Better Pay Up!

I was a brand-new attorney in practice alone, and I had a likewise inexperienced secretary fresh out of high school. The importance of proofreading the results of my dictation was highlighted one day when a reminder to a client's tenant to pay her rent or suffer eviction was transcribed as follows: "You are hereby notified that if payment is not received within five business days, I will have no choice but to commence execution proceedings."

-Submitted to Reader's Digest by Mary E. Rasamny

Quotes

Better to hunt in fields for health unbought than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught. The wise cure on exercise depend; God never made his work for man to mend.

-John Dryden, 17th century writing

When an otherwise reasonable man starts to make no sense at all, it is standard practice in emergency rooms to test for West Nile virus or encephalitis or a bad reaction to one drug or another. If however that man is a politician, then no test is needed.

-Richard Cohen, The Washington Post

We are living in great times. A fellow can't afford to die now with all this excitement going on.

-Will Rogers

Ninety percent of the putts that fall short don't go in.

-Yogi Berra

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